It seems that the TSA is getting a little touchy-feely these days. A 47 year old male who has a history of sexual dysfunction ejaculated after being pat-down during a routine examination. It turns out that his piercings had a TSA confused and needed an extra few minutes of examination at which time he busted a nut. This action caused him to be thrown to the ground and arrested.
Now my mom always said to make sure I had clean underwear on when ever I go out, I’m willing to bet if he had shaved his balls he might have just pulled down his pants to show off his man hood with a happy grin on his face like Bob.
Harry P Ness says
Wonder what you get for shutting your pants in a TSA search.
Harry P Ness says
Now ejaculation is illegal?
Ridiculously funny
Larry says
Why was he arrested? The TSA agent should have been for causing the ejaculation.
Isaac says
@John
Awesome things.
John says
Makes me wonder what would have happened if it was a women with her clit pierced.